Tag and nationalism.

Dear readers,

Due to the tag being too long and Blogger not having enough colours, I have decided NOT to do the tag.

Ha-ha-ha. I'm not joking.

Cause I am proud to be Chinese and also equally proud to see Malaysia's puny sized contingent march out in the Bird's Nest.

Cause I am in love with the police who have no better things to do than put up roadblocks all over the bloody farking city. And then take pleasure of causing massive traffic jams. I see this as a conspiracy to overload the already overloaded Malaysian public transport system.

Cause I love Russia and Georgia for sparking a huge conflict in the Balkans. Over a small region called South Ossetia. Ossified conflict in Ossetia. :D I like.

Cause I love Paris Hilton for standing up to John Mc Cain a.k.a Old Wrinkly white hair dude*lawl,undoubtedly quote of the year*. Not to mention stupid war veteran monkey boy.

Cause I love that in 2 years time this country of mine will be ruled by a *ahem* alleged murderer.

Cause I love Malaysia is a member of NATO(No Action Talk Only). Action for reform of judiciary is indeed talk only. Action against corruption is delayed talk response.

Cause I also love the fact that I can be arrested for being too seditious. O:

Cause I love everything in this lovely country.

Indeed. Life's good. Why waste it?

Let's just make this country a more fucked up place than it already is. (:

Cheerios.

For those going to UK.

Dear readers,

Tell me, what does a guy say after his personal statement is done?

This, by the way, is a joke.
And I feel like telling jokes today. *smile*

ANSWER: P.S I Love You.

*insert lame-ified face here*

And the saga continues...next week, school commences and I must say, I don't feel that bad.

Can't wait to see the new Lower Sixers.

What doesn't kill you only makes you....stranger.

Dear readers,

As you know, Malaysians like to produce pirated films.

You also know, many Malaysians like movies like I am Legend, Transformers and more recently The Dark Knight.



Haha. Malaysians decided to make one of their own that promises a "fusion" of flavors, a nasty hybrid of I am Legend and The Dark Knight.

What do you get?




His original Batmobile. This is the Batmobile that requires over RM 100K for mantainence.

Brilliant car made by the great company, Proton Enterprises. xD

After all, its "tougher than you think".





So he decided that he needed to get a new ride.

So those guys from Stuttgart decided to PIMP his ride.

Let's waste the rakyat's money by getting a Mercedes Benz E200 Kompressor.

So now I can get to work on time. :D







Who is your arch nemesis, Mr Batman?

The Joker, ha-ha. Looks like someone else likes to play with knives or keris in particular.

Hehehe. Time for sniggers. :)


Why so SERIOUS? Let's put a smile on that face.
And a dent in our Menteri's reputation.

Time-out.

Let's play the same game over and over again.

Dear readers,

In case you live on Mars, let me introduce you to Anwar Ibrahim.


Meet Anwar Ibrahim. (: In this picture, Anwar may look happy, he might sound happy, but he is not happy.

He wants to fuck the government so bad for being brainless. More smiles. (:

Because only in Malaysia can you arrest a man without trial.

That's right Mr NerdoGay. xD

Because we live in a country of monkeys.

Long live Malaysia
Brilliant job.

Lucky number 8

Dear readers,

You know how it feels to get stabbed multiple times.

Well I got TAGGED multiple times: Ying, Nicole, Alvin.

Not as bad, but still, it forces me to update my blog.


8 things I'm passionate about:

1. Football
2. Books
3. Food
4. Friendship
5. The world
6. Idiots, I just can't stand them
7. Finding purpose
8. TeeVee
   

8 things I say too often:

1. Indeed
2. LoL
3. Haha
4. WTF!
5. Fuck!
6. Fuck you!
7. Mai Chi Bai
8. I like...*insert name*
   

8 books I've read recently:

1. Starbucked
2. The Undercover Economist
3. The Last Lecture
4. Tuesdays with Morrie
5. The Tipping Point
6. The Age of Turbulence
7. The End of Poverty
8. New Ideas from Dead Economists
   

8 songs I could listen to over and over again:

1. Move Along - All American Rejects
2. Shine On - Jet
3. Shine On - The Kooks
4. Bright Lights - Mathcbox Twenty
5. Beautiful Lie - 30 Seconds to Mars
6. Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger - Daft Punk
7. Burning - The Whitest Boy Alive
8. Monsoon - Jack Johnson

8 things I learnt for ( I would like to point out that the usage of 'for' is gramatically incorrect - the right word should be 'from' xD) the past years:

1. DoTA is bad for health.
2. Love is bad for health.
3. Monkeys are not as cute as they seem.
4. Sri KDU is the worst possible expensive school in the world.
5. I am not gay.
6. I am retarded, or at least I act retarded.
7. I should learn to make jokes at the right time.
8. Personal statements are a pain in the ass, so are teachers.
   

till next time.

Time and friendship.

Dear readers,

Sometimes I wish life could be simpler. Those days come when I remember how life used to be like and how my perceptions of the world were built (naive as they were).

I will always remember, it remains clear to me, those last two years in secondary school.

Maybe it is just the ONE TREE HILL(grrrrr!!!) but I know we are all going to do great things, and I hope one day when we shall meet again, even after we have finished our bachelor degrees, when life would start to revolve around work and our new found independence.

Many of you would have new friends but I know for a fact that all of you played a big part in my life.

Time accelerates complexity. It diminishes simplicity.

Haihz. The inevitability of life.

Bye, I have got class.

Interestingly so we have turned out to be quite boring.

Dear readers,

I ain't sure whether I heard rumor or truth, but APPARENTLY, we are on watch right now.

The government wants to know about random people blogging about even more random things such as preferred sexual behavior, eating patterns and Paul Tan-esque wannabes. Maybe they could decide to ban kennysia for being a faggot.

Since when have bloggers got to be controlled?

Aiming for sedition using one's blog certainly is impractical. So why ban?

No idea. Maybe it's because short of creating a GIANT FIREWALL, we simply decided that blogs were a threat to the security of the nation, more than the threat of an ex-dictator such as Mahathir or the scourge of AIDS.

I have no idea what their idea of fun is anymore.

Certainly they can no longer shoot game in the forest because most game species are already on the verge of extinction. Well maybe bloggers will be extinct soon, its a whole new ball game (pun intended).

EXTINCT dodo

EXTINCT blogger

Cool. Symptoms of negative blogging include twitching in the fingers, suspicious behavior and persistently seditious rants.

Really?

I have got C1, C2 and C3 - and I am blogging now. O:

Well. Just wanna update.

Getting to work. So goodbye.