Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Deleted.

Dear readers,

I don't normally do hate posts.

But something someone told me today made me realize that two wrongs don't make a right.

Ciao.

Saturday, August 16, 2008

The most uncolourful post ever.

Dear readers,

Another tag. Have you ever wondered who is so jobless to actually start these kind of stuff?

1. The rules of the game get posted at the beginning
2. Each player answers the questions about themselves.
3. At the end of the post the player then tags 5 people and posts their names, then goes to their blogs and leaves a comment, letting them know they got tagged and to ask them to play and read your blog.

Starting time: 2222

Name: Tai Yang

Sisters: 1

Brothers:

Shoe size: 9/10 depends.

Height: 177 cm

Where do you live: Some obscure place not worth mentioning in Malaysia.

Favourite drinks: Coffee, Kickapoo.

Favourite breakfast: Bread and butter.

Have you ever been on a plane?: Now everyone can fly with Air Asia.

Swam in the ocean: Of course.

Fallen asleep at school: Always.

Broken someone's heart: No.

Fell off your chair: If you know me, I don't need to answer this question.

Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call: No.

Saved emails? Of course.

What is your room like: "It's so tiny it takes half a step to get from my desk to my bed!"

What's right beside you: Books, fan, bottle, iPod, phone, tablelamp, file holder.

What is the last thing you ate: Rice, satay and ayam percik.

Ever had chicken pox: A long time ago.

Sore throat: What dumb question is this?

Stitches: Plenty.

Broken nose: Too careful.

Do you believe in love at first sight: No.

Like picnics: Never been on one.

Who was, were the last person you danced with: Do you think I can dance?

You last yelled at: Some kid.

Today did you:

Talk to someone you like: Yeah.

Kissed anyone: No.

Get sick: No.

Miss someone: Yes.

Eat: Another dumb question.

Best feeling in the world: Don't ask me. Can't remember.

Do you sleep with stuffed animals: Do you want to see it?

What's under your bed: Toilet paper.

Who do you really hate: You really want to know?

What time is it now?: 2243

Random:

Is there a person who is on your mind now: Always has been.

Do you want children: No.

Do you smile often: Yes.

Do you like your hand-writing: Of course. I got the sexiest handwriting in the whole wide world.

Are your toe nails painted: A litany of dumb questions.

Whose bed other than yours would you rather sleep in : I don't do other beds. I sleep on the floor though.

What color shirt are you wearing now: Purple.

What were you doing at 7:00 p.m. yesterday: Just came back from dinner and football.

I can't wait till: House Singing. Then it's over.

Are you a friendly person: Of course.

Do you have any pets: Yes.

Where is the person you have feelings for right now?: No idea.

Did the last person you held hands with mean anything to you now: Yes and no.

Do you sleep with the TV on?: huh?

Have you ever crawled through a window? : No.

Can you handle the truth?: Yes.

Are you too forgiving? : Yes.

Are you closer to your mother or father?: Father.

Who was the last person you cried in front of? No one. I cry when I am alone.

How many people can you say you've really loved?: Infinite love for people.

Do you eat healthy?: Of course I do. I love myself.

Do you still have pictures of you & your ex?: Not a single one.

Have you ever cried because of something someone said to you? : No recollection.

If you're having a bad day, who are you most likely to go to? : No one.

Are you loud or quiet most of the time? : Hard to say.

5 things I was doing 10 years ago:

1. I was seven.
2. I can't remember.
3. I was in Sri KL.
4. I was...no idea.

5 snacks I enjoy:

1. Chips
2. Cadbury chocolates
3. fries
4. Japanese biscuits/snacks/cakes
5. Tim Tams!!

5 of my bad habits:

1. Procrastinating
2. Biting my nails.
3. Fiddling with stuff unnecessarily.
4. Too shy with girls.
5. Swearing.

5 places I have lived in: (this year alone.....)

1. Kuala Lumpur.
2. Wuhan, China.
3. Kolej Tuanku Ja'afar.
4. Ran out.
5. Of Places.

Expect a post tomorrow. I have got to introduce you to this bitch I know.

Lights out.


Saturday, August 9, 2008

Tag and nationalism.

Dear readers,

Due to the tag being too long and Blogger not having enough colours, I have decided NOT to do the tag.

Ha-ha-ha. I'm not joking.

Cause I am proud to be Chinese and also equally proud to see Malaysia's puny sized contingent march out in the Bird's Nest.

Cause I am in love with the police who have no better things to do than put up roadblocks all over the bloody farking city. And then take pleasure of causing massive traffic jams. I see this as a conspiracy to overload the already overloaded Malaysian public transport system.

Cause I love Russia and Georgia for sparking a huge conflict in the Balkans. Over a small region called South Ossetia. Ossified conflict in Ossetia. :D I like.

Cause I love Paris Hilton for standing up to John Mc Cain a.k.a Old Wrinkly white hair dude*lawl,undoubtedly quote of the year*. Not to mention stupid war veteran monkey boy.

Cause I love that in 2 years time this country of mine will be ruled by a *ahem* alleged murderer.

Cause I love Malaysia is a member of NATO(No Action Talk Only). Action for reform of judiciary is indeed talk only. Action against corruption is delayed talk response.

Cause I also love the fact that I can be arrested for being too seditious. O:

Cause I love everything in this lovely country.

Indeed. Life's good. Why waste it?

Let's just make this country a more fucked up place than it already is. (:

Cheerios.

Friday, August 1, 2008

For those going to UK.

Dear readers,

Tell me, what does a guy say after his personal statement is done?
This, by the way, is a joke.
And I feel like telling jokes today. *smile*




ANSWER: P.S I Love You.

*insert lame-ified face here*

And the saga continues...next week, school commences and I must say, I don't feel that bad.

Can't wait to see the new Lower Sixers.

Sunday, July 27, 2008

What doesn't kill you only makes you....stranger.

Dear readers,

As you know, Malaysians like to produce pirated films.

You also know, many Malaysians like movies like I am Legend, Transformers and more recently The Dark Knight.



Haha. Malaysians decided to make one of their own that promises a "fusion" of flavors, a nasty hybrid of I am Legend and The Dark Knight.

What do you get?




His original Batmobile. This is the Batmobile that requires over RM 100K for mantainence.

Brilliant car made by the great company, Proton Enterprises. xD

After all, its "tougher than you think".





So he decided that he needed to get a new ride.

So those guys from Stuttgart decided to PIMP his ride.

Let's waste the rakyat's money by getting a Mercedes Benz E200 Kompressor.

So now I can get to work on time. :D







Who is your arch nemesis, Mr Batman?

The Joker, ha-ha. Looks like someone else likes to play with knives or keris in particular.

Hehehe. Time for sniggers. :)


Why so SERIOUS? Let's put a smile on that face.
And a dent in our Menteri's reputation.

Time-out.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Let's play the same game over and over again.

Dear readers,

In case you live on Mars, let me introduce you to Anwar Ibrahim.


Meet Anwar Ibrahim. (: In this picture, Anwar may look happy, he might sound happy, but he is not happy.


He wants to fuck the government so bad for being brainless. More smiles. (:

Because only in Malaysia can you arrest a man without trial.

That's right Mr NerdoGay. xD

Because we live in a country of monkeys.


Long live Malaysia
Brilliant job.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Lucky number 8

Dear readers,

You know how it feels to get stabbed multiple times.

Well I got
TAGGED multiple times: Ying, Nicole, Alvin.

Not as bad, but still, it forces me to update my blog.



8 things I'm passionate about:
  1. Football
  2. Books
  3. Food
  4. Friendship
  5. The world
  6. Idiots, I just can't stand them
  7. Finding purpose
  8. TeeVee
8 things I say too often:
  1. Indeed
  2. LoL
  3. Haha
  4. WTF!
  5. Fuck!
  6. Fuck you!
  7. Mai Chi Bai
  8. I like...*insert name*
8 books I've read recently:
  1. Starbucked
  2. The Undercover Economist
  3. The Last Lecture
  4. Tuesdays with Morrie
  5. The Tipping Point
  6. The Age of Turbulence
  7. The End of Poverty
  8. New Ideas from Dead Economists
8 songs I could listen to over and over again:
  1. Move Along - All American Rejects
  2. Shine On - Jet
  3. Shine On - The Kooks
  4. Bright Lights - Mathcbox Twenty
  5. Beautiful Lie - 30 Seconds to Mars
  6. Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger - Daft Punk
  7. Burning - The Whitest Boy Alive
  8. Monsoon - Jack Johnson
8 things I learnt for ( I would like to point out that the usage of 'for' is gramatically incorrect - the right word should be 'from' xD) the past years:
  1. DoTA is bad for health.
  2. Love is bad for health.
  3. Monkeys are not as cute as they seem.
  4. Sri KDU is the worst possible expensive school in the world.
  5. I am not gay.
  6. I am retarded, or at least I act retarded.
  7. I should learn to make jokes at the right time.
  8. Personal statements are a pain in the ass, so are teachers.

till next time.