What doesn't kill you only makes you....stranger.

Dear readers,

As you know, Malaysians like to produce pirated films.

You also know, many Malaysians like movies like I am Legend, Transformers and more recently The Dark Knight.



Haha. Malaysians decided to make one of their own that promises a "fusion" of flavors, a nasty hybrid of I am Legend and The Dark Knight.

What do you get?




His original Batmobile. This is the Batmobile that requires over RM 100K for mantainence.

Brilliant car made by the great company, Proton Enterprises. xD

After all, its "tougher than you think".





So he decided that he needed to get a new ride.

So those guys from Stuttgart decided to PIMP his ride.

Let's waste the rakyat's money by getting a Mercedes Benz E200 Kompressor.

So now I can get to work on time. :D







Who is your arch nemesis, Mr Batman?

The Joker, ha-ha. Looks like someone else likes to play with knives or keris in particular.

Hehehe. Time for sniggers. :)


Why so SERIOUS? Let's put a smile on that face.
And a dent in our Menteri's reputation.

Time-out.

Let's play the same game over and over again.

Dear readers,

In case you live on Mars, let me introduce you to Anwar Ibrahim.


Meet Anwar Ibrahim. (: In this picture, Anwar may look happy, he might sound happy, but he is not happy.

He wants to fuck the government so bad for being brainless. More smiles. (:

Because only in Malaysia can you arrest a man without trial.

That's right Mr NerdoGay. xD

Because we live in a country of monkeys.

Long live Malaysia
Brilliant job.

Lucky number 8

Dear readers,

You know how it feels to get stabbed multiple times.

Well I got TAGGED multiple times: Ying, Nicole, Alvin.

Not as bad, but still, it forces me to update my blog.


8 things I'm passionate about:

1. Football
2. Books
3. Food
4. Friendship
5. The world
6. Idiots, I just can't stand them
7. Finding purpose
8. TeeVee
   

8 things I say too often:

1. Indeed
2. LoL
3. Haha
4. WTF!
5. Fuck!
6. Fuck you!
7. Mai Chi Bai
8. I like...*insert name*
   

8 books I've read recently:

1. Starbucked
2. The Undercover Economist
3. The Last Lecture
4. Tuesdays with Morrie
5. The Tipping Point
6. The Age of Turbulence
7. The End of Poverty
8. New Ideas from Dead Economists
   

8 songs I could listen to over and over again:

1. Move Along - All American Rejects
2. Shine On - Jet
3. Shine On - The Kooks
4. Bright Lights - Mathcbox Twenty
5. Beautiful Lie - 30 Seconds to Mars
6. Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger - Daft Punk
7. Burning - The Whitest Boy Alive
8. Monsoon - Jack Johnson

8 things I learnt for ( I would like to point out that the usage of 'for' is gramatically incorrect - the right word should be 'from' xD) the past years:

1. DoTA is bad for health.
2. Love is bad for health.
3. Monkeys are not as cute as they seem.
4. Sri KDU is the worst possible expensive school in the world.
5. I am not gay.
6. I am retarded, or at least I act retarded.
7. I should learn to make jokes at the right time.
8. Personal statements are a pain in the ass, so are teachers.
   

till next time.